You know what you need in a weekly variety? Junk Mail. What? You wanted literally -anything else-? Unfortunately I don't have that, so you're going to have to suffer.
Missing! Please help!I'm setting up this mailing list in hope that you can help me find the items most precious to me! They are called the OOX-22/FE, OOX-09/HL, and OOX-17/TN Distress Beacons! These devices are of great importance regarding my research*, ...
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Only you can prevent Tikbalang Incursions!Ey Mon! Griftah hea givin' you th'warnin'bout those Tikbalangs gettin' ready te attack! Tha's right, they be attackin' Azeroth! You think ol' Griftah bein' silly? Dem elfies be reportin' missing sentinels daily*, ...
For that Special someone..When it's Love in the Air, what does a woman truly want? Flowers? Defienitely. Chocolate? Sometimes. To see you defeat your rival suitors? That's just for sexy times. What a gal wants is you to scare the hell outta her enemies! W...
If you want the regular mess of letters of once a week, just leave a message here expressing interest.
On the flip side, if I started just randomly adding you, and turns out you're not happy with that, this thread is also good for it!
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